Glass Ball Ornaments Can Do Anything
Mark once told me “Unloading ocean containers in scalding heat, to me, is like the very crescendo of The Three Tenors, converging on tonal zeniths. Absolute rapturous bliss” I said, more or less, that I wasn’t so into it. But, he would not cave. He found our new glass ball ornaments to be so life affirming, that they (inanimate as they are) were Mark’s vote for Time Magazine’s “Person of the Year” and the first to simultaneously win “Playmate of the year,” and “Best Actress.”
He said “glass ball ornaments could win rookie of the year…twice.” Well, he is right. We got a lot of glass balls. Check them out as a part of the fall sweeps. Resurrecting the music industry, personally talking shop with Kim Jong-Il with Bill Clinton, and magnanimously crafting a Sham-Wow out of yarn and kindling…Mark thinks glass balls do it all.
And you should as well.