For today’s blog I decided to interview my lovely co-worker Renee and here is how it went…

Lorie:
What is your favorite Christmas decoration that you HAVE to have every year?

Renee:
Hmm. It would have to be my one Christmas ornament. It’s a little Christmas house with 2 children sliding down the banister. It’s the cutest thing ever and I plan on displaying it forever and ever.

Lorie:
Would you rather be visited by the Ghost of Christmas past, present or future?

Renee:
Def. the Christmas future.

Lorie:
Do you have a real Christmas Tree or an Artificial Tree at home?

Renee:
Artificial for shizzle. I HATE real trees. They leave needles everywhere and sometimes I can’t stand the smell. People please…Sorry Linda

Lorie:
Do you deck the halls with boughs of holly?

Renee:
i deck them all year!!!!!!!!!!

Lorie:
Do you display stockings at Christmas time?

Renee:
Sure do!! My grandma (GB her wee CS in heaven) made me mine when I was really young and I’ve been using the same one ever since. It’s red!!!!!

Lorie:
What do you think of the giant inflatable type Christmas decorations?

Renee:
i hate them. they should be banned and never brought back

Renee:
F*** INFLATABLE decorations

Lorie:
When do you put up your Christmas decorations at home?  Are they up all year like the trees you have surrounding your desk all year at work?

Renee:
Haha. No. We usually decorate in the beginning of December. I love them, but I couldn’t keep them out all year long. As for my Christmas trees at work, the place needs some kind of decor.. so yeah.

Lorie:
Do you have any Christmas tree ornaments that have sentimental value for you?

Renee:
Probably. I love my “Baby’s First Christmas” ornament. Don’t know WHO gave it to me, but I’d be heartbroken if something happened to it. Yay for 1987!!!!  Thank heaven for ‘87!

Lorie:
Do you like candy canes?

Renee:
damnnnnn bitch……NO.

Lorie:
What is the most annoying Christmas decoration?

Renee:
DAVID (my brothers) stocking

Lorie:
What is your favorite Christmas song?

Renee:
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas by Frank Sinatra, and Frank Sinatra only

Lorie:
Here is a funny joke: What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?

Renee:
what?

Lorie:
You get tinsel-itus!

Renee:
BAHAHAHHAHA

Renee:
that was good one!!

Lorie:
Do you like egg nog?

Renee:
HELLLLLL no. puke vomit throw up

Lorie:
ok, Renee thank you, that’s all I got…is there anything else you would like to add?

Renee:
Thanks for interviewing me Lorie. I feel honored. TGIF & Happy BBQ Day!~

Lorie:
You should feel honored

Renee:
Peace out yo