I think that Christmas Central might possibly contain the most miniature items ever made on the planet. Miniature Cars, Lemax miniature houses, snowboarders, Mummies, and Vampire Hunters, are just some of items in the warehouse. We even have miniature pepper spray to defend ourselves against “Indian in the Cupboard”-style animation of miniature trinkets, just in case they decide to come to life in our houses while we sleep.

Think of all the miniature things that are naturally the best. For instance, Spud Webb. The man won the dunk contest in 1986. He is only 5 ft. 6 inches tall. Mugsy Bogues? Well his career was much longer than George Muresan’s 7 year outing in the NBA and George was 7 ft 7 inches tall! To George’s credit, he was in the blockbuster classic film artifact “My Giant” with Billy Crystal.

Bigger is not better. The Titanic? Nope. The Spruce Goose? Hardly. The epic blunder “Water World?”

Please.

Check out our astounding collection of Lemax, Department 56, Fontanini, Miniature Trees, lights, and everything under the sun.

Danny Devito approved.